Latest Jokes

At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy...

Getting up off the floor is another story.

When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration.

I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.

Teacher: What's the capital of France?

Little Johnny: That would be the 'F'!

Teacher: When does three come before two?

Student: In the dictionary!