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Favorite this joke Instructor: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Student: What are the two things?
Instructor: Your feet.
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next!
In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler:
"Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far away."
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you.”
“Why not?” the snake asks.
“Because you can’t hold your liquor.”
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