Latest Jokes

Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?

A: A mushroom.

Q: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

A: A coat of paint.

What does a farmer say when he is looking for his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What else would he say???]

A homeowner phones a plumber, "Can you come over and fix my kitchen sink again?"

The plumber replied, "You know I'm always at your disposal."