Latest Jokes

When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?

"Please, come see my WEB!"

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!

What compound is made by 2 urea proteins found in urine?

Di-urea.

What does a polar bear eat in the morning?

B-b-b-b-b-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-eakfast!