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The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."
The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."
A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her new living room.
"Do you know how big the room is?" my father asked her.
"Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide... and I wear a size 8."
Famed composer Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.
Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.
Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.
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