Latest Jokes

Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Well, teachers don't really change a bulb, but they can help to make a dim one brighter.

The General Services Administration has experts who actually visit different agencies and suggest ways to streamline their day-to-day routines.

One such expert visited the Federal Communications Commission and suggested that they get rid of the clutter. He suggested, as a start, that they throw out all correspondence over ten years old.

The FCC director loved the idea and replied, "Good thought. But first, we'll have to make three copies of everything."

"Hey, what do you call a singing computer?"

"I don't know, what do you call a singing computer?"

"A-Dell."

Q: What kind of dress can't be put on?

A: An address.