Question: Before showering, should one take off their shirt first or their pants (or lower-half garments) first?
Answer: One should close the door first!
If one could get salmonella from eating raw chicken...
Can one get chickenella from eating raw salmon?
Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."
Have you guys heard the rumor concerning butter?
Never mind, I'd better not spread it.