Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?
Because she saw the butter-fly!!
Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?
Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!
They told me I had type A blood, but turns out it was a type-O.
Me: "I wanna travel!"
My bank account: "Like... to the backyard, you mean?"