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Favorite this joke A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”
The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”
Doctor: "I have your MRI results."
Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"
Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.
Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't."
What do you call 40 men in a bar watching the Super Bowl?
The New York Jets.
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