During a test...
People look up for inspiration,
Look down in desperation,
And left and right for information!
A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"
Q: What did the spoiled rich girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.