Latest Jokes

I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth...

But unfortunately, the earth is round.

John went with a bunch of friends on a camping trip for the weekend.

"How was the camping trip?" asked a co-worker a few days later.

John replied, "It was intense!"

An older couple were making their funeral arrangements. The cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. "You will have a beautiful view of the swan pond," he assured them.

The husband didn't buy it, he replied, "Unless you will be including a periscope with my casket, I do not think I will enjoy it."

Stella, 6, and her mommy were talking.

Stella: "I'll bet you can't wait 'til I'm a teenager!"

Mommy: "Actually, I can."

Stella: "Why?"

Mommy: "Because I like you being sweet."

Stella: "I'll still be sweet when I'm a teenager. I'll just have an awkward way of showing it."