Do married people live longer than single people?
Or does it just feel that way?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
I'm changing my name to "Everyday"...
Because that's what the people I owe money to call me.
A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"
His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"