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A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly."

Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"

Girl: "Why not?"

Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."

Father: "Son, what is this 'F' in your report card? Huh?"

Son: (thinking) "Well, 'F' means Fassed!"

Father: "Ah, okay. And here I thought it was for Ferfect!"