I'm a very generous person.
I donate yeast to charities.
I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!
There are two types of people in this world...
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Do you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”
In what direction does a sneeze travel?
Atchoo!