Latest Jokes

Mom always said, "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees!"

But if money is made from paper and paper comes from trees, then isn't she wrong?

Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?

It had grater plans.

In the high school computer class the teacher asked, "So what is malware?"

From the back of the room Donna stood up and replied, "Briefs and Boxers!"

A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.

A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.

The snail looks up and says, "What the heck was that all about?!?!"