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A perfectionist walks into a bar.

Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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When you look in the mirror, it reflects...

Don't you ever wonder when it 'flected' the first time?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis.

Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right side.

"So, aha! THAT's why it hurts to much." said Jacob. "My appendix is on the wrong side!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Q: If you're stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you most want to have?

A: Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a gold medal on a stick.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |