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Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A Native American gentleman was at the local home improvement store purchasing a few bags of gardening soil. As he waited in line to pay for his bags of dirt, a guy behind him spoke to him. "You gonna do some planting?"

The Native American man turned to him and, with a very serious face, said, "No, I am buying my land back one bag at a time and I am getting a receipt this time."

The shocked look on the guy's face was priceless.

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posted by "BeckyJW" |
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Two young girls were reading when one girl said to the other, "I'm never having kids."

"Why?" said the other.

And the girl replied, "Because I heard they take 9 months to download."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, "Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents."

He said, "I'll take a dozen!"

She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, "Are you ready for your first tale?"

He assured her he couldn't wait. Then she began... "Once upon a time there was this little lobster....."

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |