At the Super Bowl party, Ken overheard two wives talking about their husbands and men in general. Then he heard the best quote ever from one of them....
"The rules of football and the plot of The Godfather are the two most complicated things that every guy understands, no matter how dumb he is."
A ditzy girl was hunched over the bar, toothpick in hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink. A dozen times the olive eluded her. Finally, another patron, who had been watching intently from the next stool, became exasperated and grabbed the toothpick.
"Here, this is how you do it," he said, as he easily skewered the olive.
"Big deal," she muttered. "I already had him so tired out, he couldn't get away."