Never judge a girl by her clothes.
There may not be enough evidence.
The patient goes to the dentist and says, "I have yellow teeth, what should I do?"
The dentist replies, "Wear a brown tie."
Why did the computer go to the Dentist?
Because it had a Blue-Tooth.
Wife: Whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing.
Wife: You did that yesterday.
Me: I wasn't finished.