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At the Super Bowl party, Ken overheard two wives talking about their husbands and men in general. Then he heard the best quote ever from one of them....

"The rules of football and the plot of The Godfather are the two most complicated things that every guy understands, no matter how dumb he is."

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posted by "ERS" |
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A ditzy girl was hunched over the bar, toothpick in hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink. A dozen times the olive eluded her. Finally, another patron, who had been watching intently from the next stool, became exasperated and grabbed the toothpick.

"Here, this is how you do it," he said, as he easily skewered the olive.

"Big deal," she muttered. "I already had him so tired out, he couldn't get away."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Most people will say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

An engineer will say, "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?" asked the incoming college freshman.

The professor replied, "Mechanical engineers design weapons and civil engineers design targets."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |