Wife: "What is difference between complete and finish?"
Husband: "When you met me, you were complete. When I met you, I was finished."
If athletes get athlete's foot....
Does that mean astronauts get mistletoe?
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A Pink Car-nation!
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”