Latest Jokes

At work, one co-worker says to another, "Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?"

"Of course, what is it?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you."

Teacher: "Today we are going to learn about tenses. Now if I say, 'I am beautiful', which tense is it?"

Student: "Obviously that would be past tense!"

Sign on a door:

"Push. If that doesn't work, Pull. If that doesn’t work, we’re closed."

Teach your kids about taxes...

Eat 30% of their ice cream.