Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?
The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg...
I thought, "This could be interesting."
How does a firefly feel when it loses its glow?
I went to a funeral yesterday where a vigil was held over the dearly departed while a document was read so everyone could find out who was left what.
That tells me, where there's a will, there's a wake.