Latest Jokes

Interviewer: So what do you have planned for the future?

Me: Lunch

Interviewer: No, I mean long term.

Me: Oh... Dinner.

I tried to flip my house last week...

All I got for it was three herniated discs!

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?