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FOR SALE BY OWNER...

Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.

What did one horse say to the other?

"I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"

I met a Russian Dentist and his name was Anesthesia.

I thought this could be love.

Sadly, I felt nothing.

I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.

It wasn't intentional.

It was ax-dental.