Latest Jokes

If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

Johnathan asked his young son, "Greg, do you think I’m a bad father?"

"My name is Andrew," replied his son.

Sometimes when I'm depressed, I get a pregnancy test...

Just so I can say, 'Well, at least I'm not pregnant."

Husband: "It says in this article that high fructose corn syrup made me gain all this weight."

Wife: "That's ridiculous!"

Husband: "Ok, 'Ms. know it all', if high fructose corn syrup didn't make me gain weight, what did?

Wife: (drolly) "Going back for thirds!"