Latest Jokes

One of my first jobs was cleaning windows...

Windows on envelopes that is!

I heard on the news tonight that Vanna White is in a rehab center...

She's hooked on phonics.

I recently had my Visa card stolen...

Right now it's everywhere I want to be.

Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.

Frac: Why not?

Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.