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Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes?

Because they weren't wearing any genes!

NEWS BROADCASTER:
Today in London, British Rockers Pete Townsend and Rodger Daltry, of the band The Who, broke into a Veterinary Hospital.

It it reported they set free all the Rottweilers and Pitt Bulls.

Police in Scotland Yard stated, "They now know that 'The Who' let the dogs out!"

We had just finished tucking our five kids into bed when three-year-old Billy began to wail. Turns out, he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die.

Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny that he had in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy’s ear.

Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband’s hand, swallowed it, and demanded, “Do it again!”

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough.

“I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.

“You’re crazy,” she said.

“For thinking of selling them?”

“For thinking someone would buy them.”