I heard on the news tonight that Vanna White is in a rehab center...
She's hooked on phonics.
I recently had my Visa card stolen...
Right now it's everywhere I want to be.
Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.
Frac: Why not?
Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.
Why did the Lone Ranger have his bullets made in Cincinnati?
He wanted Ohio silver.