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The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice willing to work long, hard hours.
He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.”
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith.
There’s a story told about a lone cowboy who went to an evening service at a little country church up in Montana. There was a snowstorm and the only two people who showed up were the preacher and the cowboy. They waited and waited.
Finally the preacher said, "Well, I guess we might as well go on home, it doesn't look like anyone else is going to show up."
The cowboy responded, "Now preacher, when I go out to feed cattle, and only one cow shows up, I still feed her!"
The preacher said "Okay," and proceeded to preach an hour-long sermon.
After it was over the cowboy said, "Preacher, that was a good sermon, but you know, when I feed cattle, and only one cow shows up, I don’t give her the whole load!"
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7, 365 days a year?
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