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Favorite this joke What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?
You can't HANDLE the Tooth!
Yo Momma is so skinny... she swallowed a marble and it looked like she was 6 months pregnant!
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
"CURSES, FOIL AGAIN!"
A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several well-to-do guests attend. While the party ensues, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working. One guest was watching the gardeners do their thing, and while one gardener was busy weeding, the other jumped up and did graceful swirling dance movements.
Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, "That man is such a talented dancer, that I would pay him a hundred dollars to demonstrate his dancing before my aerobics class!"
When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, "Hey Fred! Do you think for a hundred dollars you could step on that rake again?"
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