Yo momma is so big...
She is so big that she jumped and got stuck!
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are usually wanted.
One day, out of the blue, one of my twin boys asked, "Dad, how did you support yourself through college?"
I said, "I was a working student. Initially, a janitor until I got promoted."
"Dad moved up to the second floor," quipped the other.
Wife to husband: Do you know what a closet is for?
Husband: Yes. A closet it wear I hang my clothes when all the door knobs are full.