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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.

To steal from many is research.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her grave site, which was located beside a row of pine trees.

“How nice,” I said. “Grandma has a great spot here in the shade.”

My daughter replied, “Mom, aren't they all in the shade?”

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers...

They could call it On Anon Anon...

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |