Latest Jokes

Farmer-A sells apples.

Farmer-B sells bananas.

What does farmer-C sell?

Medicine, of course!

What did the farmer say when his dog jumped off a cliff?

Dog gone!

A guy applies for financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the clerk.

"I can't see myself going to work."

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass!"