Latest Jokes

Why is the Sea horse the most intelligent animal?

Because when reproducing, it is the only animal where the female says to the male, "Here's the eggs, you deal with them!"

A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits, "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"

"Eventually," said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"

When author John Milton got married he wrote "Paradise Lost".

After the marriage ended.... he wrote "Paradise Found".

There are only two things in the world that a child will willingly share...

A communicable diseases and mom's age.