Patient: "It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."
Doctor: "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?"
Patient: "I sure did. The bottle said 'keep tightly closed'."
Does Time pass? Yes, it does.
How else can you explain the credit card bills?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Gesundheit!
Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"
Dad: "Y."
Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."