I work at a garden center and was tickled to overhear one customer saying to another, “I never knew what compost was until I met husband.”
All things are possible...
Except skiing through a revolving door.
With all the additives they put in food today you have to be very very careful about what you eat.
Why just the other day I was eating at a fast food place and I found potato in my French fries.
A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."
The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"
"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."