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Favorite this joke A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue he announces, "I love you."
"Is that you or the beer talking?" she asks.
"It’s me," he says, "talking to the beer."
The brain is a wonderful organ...
It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...
Someone came up to me on the street yesterday and ask if i had an extra cigarette.
I said, "No, I don't. My pack only came with twenty."
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
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