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Favorite this joke A man opens an outdoor stand to sell bagels and puts up a sign, "50 cents each." A jogger runs past and puts 50 cents into the bucket but doesn't take a bagel. The next day, he does the same thing. For weeks and then months, this goes on.
One day, as he's jogging past, the owner joins him. The jogger laughs and says, "I know why you're here. You want to know why I always put money in the bucket and never take a bagel?"
"No," says the owner, "not that. I just want to tell you that the bagels have gone up to 60 cents."
John: "Can you loan me a hundred dollars?"
Fred: "I don't have that much on me."
John: "Well, just give me what you have and you can owe me the rest."
Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up?
A: High-C!
Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.
"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.
Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"
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