Latest Jokes

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Dish.

Dish Who?

Dish little piggy went to market.
Dish little piggy stayed home.
Dish little piggy had roast beef.
Dish little piggy had none.
Dish little piggy cried, "Wee, Wee, Wee!"... All the way home.

My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.

Two days later – same ticket, same cop.

“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”

“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”

Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?

Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.

Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?