"What is so special about the new app?"
"It automatically turns off the phone whenever there is a call from the wife."
"What is it called?"
"Wifebuoy."
Sponges grow in the ocean . . .
I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?
What did the new Washing Machine tell the Old Refrigerator?
"Whatever you do, don't lose your 'cool'!"
Ever been so broke, that you dropped your wallet or purse on purpose...
Just to see the look of disappointment on the face of the person who finds it?