Latest Jokes

Susie: My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything.

Jane: My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You'll never get anything new.

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills...

Those were some dark times...

After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her.

"Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million."

"Don't be ridiculous," she replied. "I don't care who left it to you."

A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...

He was known to be bambidextrous.