Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
Customer: Waiter, Do you have any Wild Duck?
Waiter: No, but I can get a tame one and irritate it for you?
After football fans in one particular city were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, “Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.”
“What’s your word?” the host replied.
“Bored out of my mind,” said the caller.
My favorite animal is my dog, because every time I ask him, "How do I look?"...
He always answers me by saying, "Wow! Wow!"