Husband stepping out of the shower, "Honey, I think I'm losing weight finally!"
Wife replies, "Why's that?"
"My towel's fitting a lot looser!"
Bruce lee had a vegetarian brother...
Know what his name was?
Brocco-Lee!
Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, and Geritol?
A: A Tired Bloody Mary
"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day."
"That is cool! What did she say?"
She said, "We will get back to you soon."