Latest Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing earplugs?

It doesn't matter – it can't hear you anyway!

Bob: "Do you think change is hard?"

Ray: "I sure do! Have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"

My husband and I often spell words so that our small children won't understand what we're saying. I didn't realize what a habit this had become until one day when my husband and I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle.

An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged me over, blocking my access to the soup. Annoyed, I looked at my husband and said, "Boy is she r-u-d-e!"

"Yeah," he replied, "but I'll bet she can s-p-e-l-l."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Don't you mean, "to whom"?