Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...
Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!
MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?
BUTLER: Yes, sir.
MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!
BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning....
MAN: Don't tell me you've burnt my shirt!
BUTLER: I... yes, I did.
MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.
BUTLER: I know that, sir. That's why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!
Whenever there is an earthquake, the geologists are always quick to find fault!
The word F.E.A.R. has many different acronyms, but the one I like the best is...
(F)orget (E)verything (A)nd (R)un... ... ...
Especially when you're confronted by a very hungry Bear!