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Splenda Daddy - a person who tries to be a Sugar Daddy, but just doesn't have enough funds for it.

My 10 year old son got a little upset when he found out the reason why I had him practice and memorize states and their capitals.

I told him, "Next week you have MAP testing."

I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep...

It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia

After my divorce at age 40, my boss, a 70 year old business owner, approached me to find out how things were going with me and my ex.

I told him it was unexpected and now that I'm going through this, I'm finding out that my brother is also getting divorced, my neighbors are getting divorced, another coworker is also getting divorced.

I said, "I don't know what's going on!"

He told me with a straight face, "You guys are all doing okay getting divorced. The people I know are dying."