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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you.

Patient: I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.

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posted by "mickey" |
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I just started a support group where no one sees or hears each other.

I don't know how many members there are because I don't hear or see any of them.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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When you're falling behind, ketchup and mustard the whole situation, so that you may relish it later on.

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posted by "MarioMKE" |
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I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today.

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

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posted by "mlr9" |