Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?
A: A tattoo.
Wife: "I am going out for two hours. Do you want anything?"
Husband: "No, that's enough."
A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.
"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."
The one nice thing about narcissists is that they don’t talk about other people!