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Misko Benka

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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 5
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 7.00
$7.00 won 1 votes

In court, the judge asked the accused, "Did you take Mr. Fred's wallet?"

The accused replied, "Yes, yes I did. I didn't want him to shoot himself."

Confused by the reply, the judge asks, "Why do you think he'd shoot himself with his wallet?"

"Because it was loaded, your honor."

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John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses."

Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!"

John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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