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Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.

"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries.

"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day," replies Judy.

"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"

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Why do dogs bark?

Because they bark up the wrong tree.

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Why do people walk backwards?

To reverse park.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cracked
Cracked who?
Cracked Humpty Dumpty

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