Latest Jokes

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.

"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries.

"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day," replies Judy.

"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"

Why do dogs bark?

Because they bark up the wrong tree.

Why do people walk backwards?

To reverse park.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cracked
Cracked who?
Cracked Humpty Dumpty