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Question: What’s the difference between a software problem and a hardware problem in laymen terms?

Answer: A software “problem” is like joining the debate team and finding out your first opponent was last years champion.

A hardware “problem” is like joining the wrestling team and finding out your first opponent is the captain of the other team and his name happens to be G.O. Rilla.

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posted by "Marty" |
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The waiter was shocked when I told him I want my salad naked...

Took him a while to figure out I didn't want any dressing.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.

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Stand-Up Comedian: "You should have seen my show last night. It was standing room only."

Stand-Up Comedian's Friend: "Oh yeah? You were that good?"

Stand-Up Comedian: "That, and the fact that some thieves stole all the chairs out of the club the night before."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |