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My best friend is a real dunce. He just got fired from his job.

He told his boss he was too tired to go into work last night.

He's a mattress tester!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Want a diet that is guaranteed to work?

Make a sandwich with spinach, kumquat and catfish. Drench it in jalapeño sauce and yogurt.

One look at it and you're not hungry for hours!

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How do you make a politician laugh?

It's easy, just let them get away with something. The worse it is, the harder they laugh.

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posted by "Marty" |
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After boarding and taking off for a long flight over the ocean, the speaker comes on with an important message for passengers.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are introducing you today to the latest and newest aviation advancement in history. This plane is flying without a pilot or co-pilot. It is controlled by way of radio from the ground. Sit back and relax and enjoy your flight. Be assured that absolutely nothing can go wrong, absolutely nothing can go wrong, absolutely nothing can go wrong, absolutely nothing can go wrong. ~~~~~~~~~~"

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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posted by "GeneB" |