What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?
A pair of roller skates.
''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"
I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.
A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?"
Bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"