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Why are ghosts always honest?

They have no choice, you can see right through them!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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(Grandchild) Were you in the war Grandpa?

(Grandpa) Yes, I was a fighter pilot!

(Child's mother) "Weren’t you stationed in Colorado dad?”

(Grandpa) Yes, and I’ll have you know that not one enemy aircraft got past Nevada!

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
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Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks...

Me?

I wake up feeling more like "Insufficient Funds".

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
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In anatomy class at medical school, suddenly one of the dead bodies sat straight up!

The instructor said, “OK, who said Abra-Cadaver?”

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "Marty" |