"Did you know Job spoke when he was a very small baby?"
"Where does it say that?"
"It says, 'Job cursed the day he was born.'"
My brother was sort of odd. I remember once on his birthday he fell down a dry well, so we lowered his birthday cake to him.
He didn't even tug on the rope to say thanks.
Little boy to a departing relative... "There's no hurry, Auntie. Daddy put the clock a whole hour ahead."
I was at a tanning salon the other day and noticed a customer running off without paying...
I heard the cashier yell out, "You better get back here or I'll tan your backside!"