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As you get older a person needs to make certain adjustments...

Things like never keep the chili powder next to the cinnamon.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.

“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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I should have known better than to take my four-year-old son shopping with me. I spent the entire time in the mall chasing after him. Finally, I’d had it.

"Do you want a stranger to take you?!" I scolded.

Thrilled, he yelled back, "That depends, will HE take me to the zoo?"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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posted by "stee" |
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Q: Why didn't the fly go near the computer?

A: Because he was afraid he would get caught on the Web.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |