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You know a mother once told her ambitious wall street son, "Money will not make you happy."

"That's true mom, but it will make you miserable in a better environment."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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An elderly lady and an orthopedic surgeon were travelling in an elevator together. The doors started to shut as the lady was trying to get out of the doors. The surgeon kindly put his head in between the doors so the lady could get out.

"Thank you very much," said the lady, "but why did you use your head?"

"I used my head because I need my hands for work," said the surgeon, grinning proudly.

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posted by "mickey" |
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The six year old asked his grandpa how old he was. Grandpa decided to have some fun and replied, "I really don't know."

The boy said, "Why don't your look in your underwear?"

"Why would I do that?" he replied in wonder.

"Well mine says 4 to 6 and I am six years old."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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I had some pie of mine that I put in the refrigerator attached with a note saying "Don't eat me."

The next day, I opened the refrigerator door. The pie was gone, but there was a note saying, "Don't tell me what to do."

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |