An elderly lady and an orthopedic surgeon were travelling in an elevator together. The doors started to shut as the lady was trying to get out of the doors. The surgeon kindly put his head in between the doors so the lady could get out.
"Thank you very much," said the lady, "but why did you use your head?"
"I used my head because I need my hands for work," said the surgeon, grinning proudly.
The six year old asked his grandpa how old he was. Grandpa decided to have some fun and replied, "I really don't know."
The boy said, "Why don't your look in your underwear?"
"Why would I do that?" he replied in wonder.
"Well mine says 4 to 6 and I am six years old."